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I undress everyone with my eyes, all of the time. Just make sure he realizes other men notice you, too. Make fun of him Another thing to borrow from the 6th grade? This not only makes the guy feel skuty threatened by you, but your apparent self-confidence also makes you more attractive. Anne Boleyn.
I use affectionate pet names for everyone because I truly don't know anyone's real name. I either order in or go out to dinner, I never, ever, ever, ever, ever cook.
It's actually a beautiful thing. By Zara Barrie Aug. Do not ask questions about sex -- it may give the wrong impression and the conversation could go downhill fast. I don't live in suty.
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I never take off my eye makeup -- I just keep adding to it. I will never, ever, ever, EVER text you first. Everything I own is tattered, torn, islam chat room or cigarette-burned. If you've had the privilege of sleeping with me, your pillowcase most definitely has my foundation slutty mascara streaked all over it. I wear ripped fishnets to work and red lipstick to temple.
Be a little mean. I will never add your last name to my contacts because I genuinely don't know slury, nor do I care to ever learn it.
A brush on his chest might girlz ok too -- just stay above the belly! Find out about who he is and what he likes. If you decide to call me, I will text you back three hours later with a cold "What's up?
FulbrightPh. I use emoji instead of words to express my feelings.
Especially in the 90s. Within minutes of meeting you, I'm wondering messxge or not I would have sex with you. I leave a trail of makeup, clothes and jewelry everywhere I go.
She had pet rats and meessage off a diet of steak so rare, it bled. I'm too chic to care. I chose this life, and I vehemently own it.
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It got me thinking: Why do the boys get to have all the fun? I have a therapist, an eyebrow waxer, a hairdresser, an astrologer, an "intuitive reader" and a psychiatrist.
I consciously overdraw my bank regularly and refer to it as "taking out a small business loan. I can't pay my rent, but I own every single lipstick MAC makes. I can't go anywhere without running into someone I've hooked up with.
Why do the boys get to be salacious, hyper-indulgent, irrepressibly horny, poorly-tattooed forces of nature who are allowed to shamelessly hashtag their gym selfies GAINSwhile us girls are expected to be prim gruveo chat proper, politically correct ladies of a sky-high moral code? Marie Antoinette.
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If boys can date multiple girls at once, so can I. People can hear me coming minutes before I enter a room because my insane amount of jewelry clanks and my heels obnoxiously click. I'm allergic to public transportation.
You could be flirting with him, or you could be remembering something funny that someone said to you earlier in the day. I'm on texting terms with them all.
My idea of exercise is drinking wine in yoga pants. Keep the conversation mutually respective.