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They say life is full of disappointment. I guess I can add this conversation to that list.

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Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! You just missed your window! We're closed. Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd. I don't need to be impressed.

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I'm just a cute white girl, looking for a little companionship and probably more. I don't accept unsolicited pitches, have your agent contact my office.

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Should I clear my schedule for the rest of the day? If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. Wow, wow, wow, buy me dinner first. If you're hit with an unpromoted sexthere are 50 witty ways to reply.

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Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. Please no pictures of your junk. Or don't. When You're Not Into It 1.