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1. "i’ve been thinking dirty thoughts about you lately. do you want to hear them?"

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But in the night, they're on my floor You Ant Directions? Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? My cock! Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.

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This should go without saying, but you should only send these kinds of messages to someone you have an established relationship with and know would enjoy them. If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw? My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!

2. "i’ve been thinking about doing naughty things to you."

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Hi, I'm bisexual. My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?

The art of flirting (over text)

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If not can I have yours? For instance, some people get nervous about sexting because they don't know what to say. I'm studying to be a Taxidermist.

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